1. you think of Philadelphia as the midwest
2. you think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic
3. you think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's)
4. you think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave
5. all your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins
6. you refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting"
7. just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood
8. you don't think you have an attitude
9. you always "bang a left" as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it
10. everything in town is "a five minute "walk"
11. when out of town, you think the natives of the area are all wacked
12. you still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series
13. you have no idea what the word "compromise" means
14. you believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness
15. you don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else
16. you're anal, neurotic, pessimistic, and stubborn
17. you think if someone is nice to you they must want something or are from out of town
18. your favorite word is "wicked"
19. you think 63 degree ocean water is warm
20. you think the Kennedys are misunderstood