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| Life In College |
Another Alie classic 49. Two meals a day is standard 48. Road trip whenever possible 47. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before 46. You will begin to nap again 45. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition 44. Squirt guns = Stress relief 43. E-mail becomes your second language 42. College students throw paper airplanes too 41. You never realized so many people were smarter than you 40. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn't know, but you can recite last week's re-run of the Simpsons verbatim 39. You will never rent more movies in your life 38. No one is too old for video games 37. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it at a real hospital. Never, ever forget that. 36. Care packages are right up there with birthdays 35. Campus is only clean for family weekend and freshman orientation 34. It never sucked so much to get sick 33. Nothing you want to register for will be open 32. Beware of the freshman 15!!! 31. Be creative in the dining hall 30. Classes... the later the better 29. You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to protect you 28. Disney movies are more than just classics 27. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night 26. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day 25. New additions to food groups: ramen noodles and pizza 24. ATM's are the devils advocate. ATM=AnotherTwentyMissing 23. Duct tape heals all wounds 22. If they say you can't have it in your dorm, they are just kidding--especially stolen paraphanalia 21. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more 20. Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important 19. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet 18. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes 17. Procrastination is! an art form 16. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires 15. The only time to dress up is when your jeans are dirty 14. You'll eat anything that's free 13. College athletics are the coolest thing on the planet 12. Cartoons are for all ages 11. You are never alone 10. Thanks to Napster, you will never listen to one of your CDs ever again 9. Those ugly cinder blocks are not sound proof 8. You will come to hate at least one person in your hall with a passion 7. Stealing from the dining hall will become second nature 6 If it's snowing out- the only reason you will leave your room is for food or alcohol 5. He/she will be your best friend if he/she has a car 4. Dishes smell after days of piling up 3. No matter how nice you are, some people just won't smile back - get used to it 2. Pictures, posters, emails or anything else to cover the ugly cell we live in will be transformed into wallpaper AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THEY HAVE NOT WARNED US ABOUT... 1. SNOOD will become more addicting than pot
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| said Jenn on 2001-07-06 at 2:17 a.m. |